Chuck Norris protects his body guards.
Finally, they discovered real cause of Bruce Lee's death – extreme exhaustion from fight with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.
They say, "You can't fight city hall", but Chuck Norris can. It's not much of a fight....
Tornadoes have sirens to warn them when Chuck Norris is coming.
Dear Chuck Norris, Could you please close the door of your refrigerator. Thank you, Europe
Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
Chuck Norris doesn't use a coffee maker, he puts the coffee beans in his mouth and boils them with his rage.
Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.