Chuck Norris broke a mirror and got 7 years of good luck.
Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with fourteen times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer. This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.
Chuck Norris is the only person that can deliver a roundhouse kick in full 1080p, remember that the next time you watch Walker Texas Ranger in Blu-Ray.
Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
Chuck Norris walked right into Area 51, bought a Snapple, and walked out. No one dared to move.
Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.
Some people can ride their bikes with no handle bars. But chuck norris can ride his handlebars with no bike.
Chuck Norris didn't cross the road... he was already on the other side...
Why did we have a global recession? Because Chuck Norris asked "Whats a global Recession?"
Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.