Chuck Norris finds it impossible to understand the concept of impossibility.
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Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time.
He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
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Chuck Norris' free advice is worth a fortune.
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Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.
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The Animal Crackers that Chuck Norris eats are made from real animals.
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Chuck Norris can simply walk into Mordor.
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When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris
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You don't invite Chuck Norris.
He invites himself.
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In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
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50Cent used to be called DollarBill but Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked him to the face and now he's half the man he used to be.
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Chuck Norris has travelled many places and seen many faces.
So too has his boot.
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