Chuck Norris finds it impossible to understand the concept of impossibility.
This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad. He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
The last thing that you see before you die, is Chuck Norris.
I got a tattoo of Chuck Norris on my own leg... now it won't stop roundhouse kicking me in the face.
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia. That incident was known as the Tunguska event.
Davie Jones is afraid of Chuck Norris' Locker.
I hate Chuck Norris. Oh SHI...
Chuck Norris actually completed Tetris.
Chuck Norris can jump without leaving the ground.