Chuck Norris' sweat is used to disinfect operating rooms.
Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times.
Chuck Norris isn't a cat person but if he was, he would own 3 lions, a snow leopard, and cougar.
Chuck Norris tried juggling once... and now we have our solar system.
Chuck Norris is the most feared predator on the planet. That's why sharks have a Chuck Norris week.
Once, Chuck Norris only filled his name in on the SAT. He got a perfect score.
Chuck Norris doesn't fall, he merely tests the durability of the floor with his face.
Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
Chuck Norris can fly a submarine.
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
When Chuck Norris gets bitten by a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris.