Chuck Norris' sweat is used to disinfect operating rooms.
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If Chuck Norris was in Lord of the Rings, he wouldn't need to take it to Mount Doom, he would destroy it with one roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris beat the Hulk in an arm wreslting contest... with his leg.
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In reality, only Chuck Norris is allowed to sing "We are the Champions".
He has no time for losers.
He will rock you.
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Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.
Anybody can outdo the impossible, but nobody can outdo Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills.
They made him blink.
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When Chuck Norris makes a joke on this website, everyone starts to make bad jokes because they didn't want to anger Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris invented the printing press by putting two pieces of blank paper together.
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Chuck Norris was asked if he would be running for President, after a chuckle, he stated, nothing makes him run.
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Chuck Norris once rode a bull threw a China shop, the only thing that broke was the bull.
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