People sell their souls to the devil.
The devil sells his soul to Chuck Norris.
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The Universe is not expanding.
It's running away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris went on Man vs Wild once.
The Wild lost.
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Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.
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Chuck Norris holds the world record for most push ups done in a hour, the number is all of them.
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If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
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Chuck Norris can see all 50 states from his house.
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Q: Why aren't the aliens making contact?
A: They are afraid of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once entered a black hole just to see what was in it.
Dissapointed, he then walked out.
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Chuck Norris not only speaks in the third person, he sees in the third person.
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Chuck Norris kicked the world once, it hasn't stopped spinning.
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