People sell their souls to the devil. The devil sells his soul to Chuck Norris.
huck Norris was supposed to star in the tv show 'Man vs Wild', but the network did not want kids thinking 'lava is safe to eat'.
Chuck Norris Killed Medusa with a round house Kick.
They say terror? Look at Chuck.
Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
Chuck Norris once beat the sun at a staring contest.
What every sports player should say after winning? "First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."
Chuck Norris can walk on water..,he's not God...the water is just afraid of getting him wet.
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
Some people have alter egos. Chuck Norris has no such thing.
When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.