Salmon swim upstream because Chuck Norris is downstream.
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Chuck Norris lives on The Road Not Taken.
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Chuck Norris can make ice cubes with a microwave.
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Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
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Chuck Noris once got his blood tested.
His blood type was AK-47.
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If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
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What's the last thing that goes through your mind when you fight Chuck Norris?
His foot.
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When Chuck Norris was born, he cut his own umbilical cord.
He then used it to strangle the doctor who slapped him on the but.
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Chuck Norris can find a hay in a needle stack.
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Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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