Chuck Norris once broke the law... with his fists.
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When you break a leg it is actually not your leg that is broken.
It´s Chuck Norris´s leg.
He owns everything including you and your pityful leg.
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The creation of a perfect sphere became possible after Chuck Norris became enraged with a rubix cube and roundhouse kicked the corners off it.
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Do you know why God is called "God"?
Because "Chuck Norris" is already taken.
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Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand... While he's sitting on it...
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Just the thought of using Chuck Norris in a war is considered a terrible crime against humanity.
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Chuck Norris can turn carbon paper into diamonds.
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Chuck Norris doesn't shave, his beard grows to the perfect length and stops.
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Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.
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Chuck Norris does not need a remote for his tv for all he needs to do is just stare until it turns on.
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Leonardo DiCaprio only starred in Inception because if he didn't, Chuck Norris will enter his dream and roundhouse kick him into limbo.
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