Joke #8459

Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles? A: They can't get their heads in the jars.
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Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist? A: "Why, I just love nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?"
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What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common? "You keep hearing about them, but never see any."
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Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it? A blonde tried to shoot herself!
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A blonde goes to the doctor with both of her ears and her right hand are burned. "Sit down and tell me how it happened," says the doctor. "I was ironing my clothes when I received a call. Instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and burned my ear." "What about the other ear and your hand?" "I tried to call for an ambulance."
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Three blondes are stranded on an island. A fairy comes along and says that she will grant each person a wish. So the first blonde says she wants to be really smart so she digs and finds a cell phone and calls the Army. The second blonde says that she wants to be even smarter so she finds a flair and sets it off. The third blonde says that she wants to be even smarter than both of them, so the fairy changes her hair color to black and she says,"Let's go over the bridge."
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A blonde, a priest, a doctor, a nurse, a brunette, a redhead, a lawyer, a rabbi, a musician, a farmer, a lawyer, an accountant, a Mexican, an Indian, a Chinaman, an Irishman, an Englishman an American, A Russian, an Iraqi, Hilary Clinton, Bill Clinton, Sarah Palin, George W Bush, Osama Bin laden and Barack Obama walked into a bar. The barman said, "Hang on a minute, is this some sort of joke?"
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What do bleached blondes and jumbo jets have in common? Black boxes.
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Why do the blondes spill water over the computer? They want to navigate over the internet.
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Q: What happened when a blonde missed the Q44 bus? A: She took the Q22 twice.
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