Joke #8487

My uncle was a racist piano player, all his work sounded awful because he skipped all the black keys.

American tourist in Moscow found himself needing to get rid of a large supply of garbage from his recent stay at an apartment. After a long search, he just couldn't find any place to discard of it. So, he just went down one of the side streets to dump it there. Yet, he was stopped by a Moscow police officer, who said, "Hey you, what are you doing?" "I have to throw this away," replied the tourist. "You can't throw it away here. Look, follow me," the policeman offered. The police officer led him to a beautiful garden with lots of grass, pretty flowers, and manicured hedges. "Here," said the cop, "dump all the garbage you want." The American shrugs, opens up the large bags of garbage, and dumps them right on the flowers. "Thanks for giving me a place to dump this stuff. This is very nice of you. Is this Russian courtesy?" asked the tourist. "No. This is the American Embassy."

If pretty women from the south are southern bells, would that make pretty women from Mexico taco bells?

What do you call two niggers in a sleeping bag? Twix...

Q: What travels at 200km's a hour? A: A Mexican hearing a dollar drop to the ground.

How do you hide a nigger in a coal shed? Kick his teeth in.

Q: What do you call a violent minority? A: A thug. Q: What do you call a violent white guy? A: Officer.

Q: Why do Mexicans have such small steering wheels in their car? A: So they can drive with handcuffs on.

Black man found a bottle in the desert, opened it and the genie flew out: "Ask for what you want - I'll fulfill three of your wishes!" "I want to be white, often see nude woman, and that I will always be full of water!" Genie waved his hand and turned the black man to a water closet...

Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew? A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.

How do you tell if a black girls pregnant? Shove a banana up her vagina and if you pull it out half eaten then you got a monkey on the way.