Chuck Norris didn't sign the Declaration of Idependence because he wanted the British to think they had chance.
Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
Chuck Norris can sink a hole in none!
Chuck Norris doesn't need to breathe, the oxygen comes to him.
Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
Chuck Norris bowled a perfect game... While using a golf ball.
Time keeps going only to run away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Okay, I've finished my morning prayers.
A train saw Chuck Norris on the track and turned down a dirt road.
Chuck Norris was the original star of "24." It was called "1."
The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodge ball Chuck Norris played in second grade.