Chuck Norris didn't sign the Declaration of Idependence because he wanted the British to think they had chance.
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Chuck Norris found the Hidden Valley Ranch.
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Only Chuck Norris can cross the "Beyond" section of Bed, Bath and Beyond store.
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Chuck Norris went on Man vs Wild once.
The Wild lost.
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When somebody else yawns, Chuck Norris does not.
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Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen.
Twice.
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Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear?
A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
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Chuck Norris's programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
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Chuck Norris once threw out the first pitch at a NASCAR race.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek."
He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
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