When you sneeze, it means someone is thinking badly of you. When you have a seizure and pass out, it means Chuck Norris is thinking badly
Tungsten steel was discovered in Chuck Norris' DNA.
In a fight between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris would win. No questions.
Chuck Norris hit you tomorrow, is going to hit you yesterday, and you're now dead.
If it were true that you are what you eat. Then you are about to be a roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris was once tested for steroids. The results came back positive. When confronted with this information, Chuck Norris chuckled and said, "Of course, what do you think they make steroids from?"
Once Chuck Norris went to Mc Donalds and had a pizza.
Water holds its breath when Chuck Norris is in below the surface.
Jokes about Chuck Norris are not funny, but all are afraid not to laugh.
The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodge ball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to breathe, the oxygen comes to him.