Chuck Norris can run a nuclear power station using a rowing machine.
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God said let there be light.
Chuck Norris said say please.
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Chuck Norris can Moonwalk on the Sun.
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When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat.
The weights do.
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When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
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Chuck Norris's Blood Can't be matched...
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On Halloween, children give Chuck Norris candy.
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Chuck Norris invented the question mark... so he could say the sentence "Do you want to die slowly of fast?"
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Where does the devil go when he dies?
He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.
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Chuck Norris can't have children, because his dick wouldn't fit.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of 'Connect 4' in 3 turns.
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