Chuck Norris haunts ghosts.
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Chuck Norris does not understand any phrase that begins with "if at first you don't succeed."
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When Chuck Norris gets nominated for the ALS ice bucket challenge, the bucket donates $1000 to ALS research.
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When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off
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Chuck Norris once joined the Army.
That's how the motto, "An Army of One" was created.
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Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
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The only reason Godzilla goes back into the ocean is because Chuck Norris is expecting him... for dinner.
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God created Adam, Adam saw Chuck Norris, Adam created tears.
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Chuck Norris knows what pi tastes like.
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