Chuck Norris haunts ghosts.
Chuck Norris built the hospital in which he was born.
Chuck Norris bunked school one day. Till today that day is known as Sunday.
Chuck Norris protects his airbag in an accident.
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
Chuck Norris will chuck you in the norris!
I before E except after Chuck.
Chuck Norris goes on Jeopardy and doesn't answer in the form of a question.
The earth doesn't revolve around the sun. It's the sun that revolves around Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can make a dog bark the alphabet, in spanish, backwards.
Chuck Norris' toothpaste doesn't have baking soda in it, it has gunpowder in it.