Chuch Norris filmed the making of the first camera.
When you sneeze, it means someone is thinking badly of you. When you have a seizure and pass out, it means Chuck Norris is thinking badly
When Chuck Norris visits Egypt, the sand didn't burn his feet, his feet burnt the sand, hence the discovery of glass.
When Chuck Norris wants salad, he eats a vegetarian.
While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
Chuck Norris can braid a bald head.
Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
Chuck Norris can hit a grand slam with no one on base.
Chuck Norris once kicked Hulk in the face, so Hulk ran into the woods. He is now known as Shrek.
The world won't end in 2012, it will end when Chuck Norris gets bored of it.
Climate change is just Chuck Norris playing with the thermostat.