What do you call a black woman who got an abortion?
A member of crimestoppers of america.
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What did God say when he created the first nigger?
Opps, I put the pubes on his head.
Q: How do u know a black person has been in your house?
A: Everything has gone.
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People can be so easy to read.
Like if their face is red, they're embarrassed.
Or if their skin is brown, they're about to commit a crime.
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A Jewish man is walking on the beach when he discovers a bottle containing genie.
He rubs it and a genie comes out, promises to grant him one wish.
He says, "Peace in the Middle east, that's my wish."
The genie looks concerned, then says "No, I'm sorry, that's just not possible.
Some things just can't be changed.
Do you have another wish?"
The guys says 'Well...for my whole life I've never receievd oral sex from my wife.
That would be my wish."
The genie pauses for another moment and then says "How would you define peace?"
Q: What did Jesus tell the Mexicans just before he died?
A: Act stupid until I get back.
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Whats the only thing darker than a black man?
His Future.
Why are black people so tall?
Because their knee-grows.
Q: Why dont black women wear panties to picknics?
A: To keep the flies off the chicken
Q: Why were wheelbarrows invented?
A: To teach blacks how to walk on two legs.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a black person with a white person?
A: Bestiality.
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