What do you call a black woman who got an abortion? A member of crimestoppers of america.
Why do Jews watch porn backwards? Because their favorite part is when the hooker gives the money back.
How many white cops does it take to push a black man down a flight of stairs? None. He fell.
Q: Why dont black women wear panties to picknics? A: To keep the flies off the chicken
What did God say when he created the first nigger? Opps, I put the pubes on his head.
How do you kill 10,000 Mexicans? Throw a peso over a cliff. How do you kill 10,000 more? Tell them nobody got it.
I was walking by a car filled with black kids, and I heard a *click* as they locked the doors. I felt like such a bad-ass until I realized it was my car.
Q: What does a black person have in common with a soda machine? A: They both don't work and always take your money.
Guys, enough with the Asian jokes...they're all the same.
Q: Do you know why so many blacks were killed in Vietnam? A: Because every time the seargeant said: "Get down!" they stood up and started dancing.
Q: Did you hear about the Mexican that went to college? A: Neither did I.