What is a black persons's worst fear?
Child Support.
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Q: What do you call a violent minority?
A: A thug.
Q: What do you call a violent white guy?
A: Officer.
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Why do black people have nice shoes and nice cars but not nice houses?
Because they haven't figured out how to steal houses yet!
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A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at home?
1st kid says, "A computer."
Teacher replies "That'd be very useful"
2nd kid says "A new lawn mower."
Teacher replies with a similar response...
Little Johnny pops up and says, "At my house we don"t need anything."
The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs something...
Little Johnny replies, "Nope, i'm sure of it. Whenever my sister started going out with a NIGGER, i remember my dad saying, "Well, thats the last f*cking thing we need."
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Q: What happens when you stick you hand in a jar of jellybeans?
A: The black ones steal your watch.
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Q: Whats the difference between a black person and an apple?
A: The apple falls from the tree.
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Q: Why are most democrats black
A: Black people are idiots.
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What do you call Black people running down a hill?
Jail break.
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