Joke #8545

Why Coffee Is Better Than Women: - A cup of coffee looks good in the morning. - You won't fall asleep after a cup of coffee. - You won't get arrested for picking up coffee on the street at 3 a.m. - You can make coffee as sweet as you want. - You can get cup after cup of different coffees all day long. - No matter how ugly you are, you can always get a cup of coffee. - Coffee doesn't talk to you. - Most coffee is hot, unless you request it otherwise. - Coffee stains are easier to remove. - Coffee is ready in 10 minutes or less. - When coffee gets cold, you can throw it away. - When you drink coffee, you don't end up with a pube in the back of your throat. - Coffee doesn't take up half your bed and all the hot water.
Vote:
has 75.62 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: life

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Too stupid to understand science? Try religion!
Vote:
has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: life
I did so much crack, one day I broke in my own house. I ain't lying. I was halfway out the door with the TV before I realized it was my place. And before I broke in, I used to stand outside and case the joint. Finally, I said, "Damn, this brother will never come home!"
Vote:
has 76.91 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: drug, life
‘Two babies were born on the same day at the same hospital. They lay there and looked at each other. Their families came and took them away. Eighty years later, by a bizarre coincidence, they lay in the same hospital, on their deathbeds, next to each other. One of them looked at the other and said, “So, what did you think?”’ Steven Wright
Vote:
has 35.73 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: life
My blonde girlfriend went to the doctors this morning and was told she had two weeks to live. She chose last week and this week.
Vote:
has 69.85 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: blonde, death, life, stupid, time
Q:Did you hear the joke about the rope? A:Just skip it.
Vote:
has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: life
The doctor gave me one year to live. So in the heat of the moment, I shot him. And the judge gave me 15 years. Problem solved.
Vote:
has 78.68 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: doctor, life, prison, time
What do you call hemorrhoids on a fag? Speed bumps.
Vote:
has 58.80 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: gay, life
A guy walks into a bar, sits down and has a drink. Suddenly, a man hollers at him, "I screwed your mom last night!" Disturbed, the man tries to ignore him. Again, he hears, "Your mom was good in bed last night!" Again, he tries to ignore it. The man is just about to speak again but the guy stops him and says, "Dad, go home, you're drunk!"
Vote:
has 84.12 % from 234 votes. More jokes about: life
Chuck Norris can experience a once in a life time occurrence... twice.
Vote:
has 78.38 % from 186 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
Vote:
has 73.60 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: black humor, life, men, morbid, time