On Halloween, children give Chuck Norris candy.
Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.
A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.
Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
Chuck Norris was supposed to be in the movie Halloween but the director thought it would be kind of stupid for Michael Meyers to stab himself in fear.
Human blood type is usualy 0+, A+ or AB... Chuck Norris blood tipe is AK-47
Originally Chuck Norris was in the cast of "The Expendables" but the movie was only 3 seconds long because there was nothing left to kill.
Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car he walks.
There was an old couple who hadn't celebrated Halloween in a long time, so they decided to dress up and go out. The old woman went in her bedroom, stripped naked, and tied a string between her legs with a lemon at the end of the string. When she walked out of the room her husband yelled, "You can't go out like that!" "I can go out as whatever I want and so can you!" The man agreed and went into his room. Soon he came out naked with a string tied to his penis and a potato at the end of the string. The woman said, "You're going out as that?" "Yes," said the old man. "If you can go out as a sourpuss, I can go out as a dicktator."
Q: What do birds give out on Halloween? A: Tweets!
Two monsters went to a Halloween party. Suddenly one said to the other, "A lady just rolled her eyes at me. What should I do?" The other monster replied, "Be a gentleman and roll them back to her."