The largest unit of digital information is called Chuckbyte.
If Chuck Norris were a toy, everything about it would be hazardous.
There was no world recession, just Chuck Norris desiring a discount.
Adamantium may be hard but Chuck Norris is harder.
When Chuck Norris donates blood he refuses the needle, he asks for a knife and a bucket.
Chuck Norris terrorizes terrorism.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
Chuck Norris: The Game starts directly with the ending video.
Chuck Norris got a homerun in bowling.
Originally Chuck Norris was in the cast of "The Expendables" but the movie was only 3 seconds long because there was nothing left to kill.