Chuck gives the sun the chills.
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Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards.
Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
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Chuck Norris told his iPhone 2g it was a iPhone 4.
He can now multi task and use face time.
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Chuck Norris dosn't have a star on Hollywood Blvd he has a constellation.
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Years ago Chuck Norris set up a simple little home network and gave it a name.
It's called the internet.
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When raining, Chuck Norris doesn't need an umbrella , he can dodge the rain drops.
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Chuck Norris found the end of a rainbow.
The leprachuan said he couldn't have the gold.
So he roundhouse kicked him in the face.
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If looks could kill they would be called Chuck Norris.
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Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as he who shall not be named.
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Chuck Norris once won a chess game after losing his king
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Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."
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