Nations fight other nations but wouldn't have balls enough to go toe-to-toe with Chuck Norris. Remember Atlantis?
Chuck Norris doesn't play computer games,the computer plays Chuck Norris games.
Chuck Norris got a perfect SAT score by just putting his name on the paper...
When Chuck Norris is as old as dirt, he will be the salt of the earth.
Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.
Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal. Then he places the bowl.
Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car he walks.
Chuck norris can throw a rock at you... looking the other way.
Chuck Norris is never late... time is just early.
Chuck Norris once won a drag race with a unicycle.
Chuck Norris can tie your hands behind your back with both hands tied behind his back.