Nations fight other nations but wouldn't have balls enough to go toe-to-toe with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris found the Hidden Valley Ranch.
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A bulletproof jacket is an imitation of Chuck Norris' beard.
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Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder.
Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky.
Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
Chuck Norris won the World Horseshoe Pitching Contest while they were still attached to a Clydesdale.
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Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made of real cowboys.
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When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor exclaimed, "It's a man!"
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The Mayans predict that Chuck Norris going to roundhouse kick this earth in the year 2012.
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There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator.
However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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Chuck Norris won the Nascar season, he was driving a bike.
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