All men are created equal.
Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
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Unicorns are extinct but Chuck Norris used all their horns as toothpicks.
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Chuck Norris paints little red wagons for a living with his victim's blood.
But not the wheels.
That's just wrong.
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Chuck Norris once shook a pirates hand.
That pirate is now known as Captain Hook
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The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real.
It's when he learns Chuck Norris is.
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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Internet site stored in his memory.
He refreshes webpages by blinking.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep.
He waits.
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Allstate gets insurance from Chuck Norris, because even Allstate needs to be in good hands.
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When Chuck crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
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Chuck Norris once taught a book to read.
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Chuck Norris reads with his eyes closed.
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