All men are created equal. Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris sank the Titanic on a late afternoon swim.
What do you spell if you rearrange the letters in Chuck Norris's name. Nothing, because you can't mess with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can use a Shake Weight without looking gay.
Chuck Norris "Caught 'Em All " twice.
Chuck Norris is so powerful he can jumpstart a car by attaching the cables to his chest hair.
Chuck Norris doesnt' walk away from explosions, explosions walk away from Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris plays dodge ball... the balls dodge him.
Chuck Norris once ran in a movie marathon.... and won.
When chuck Norris was in school, he made his PE teacher run laps.
If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you. On facebook!