Chuck Norris believes in victim's rights.
His victims have the right to dig their own graves before he kills them.
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Once while having s*x in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and ran into the engine.
We now know this truck....as Optimus Prime.
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Chuck Norris is the only one who has a silver goldfish.
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Once, an entire country disagreed with Chuck Norris.
It's now known as the moon
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When Chuck Norris breaks a sweat... he tries to do it as quickly as possible so as not to hurt it.
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The smoothie was invented when Chuck Norris needed information from a banana.
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Chuck Norris can switch his motorcycle to four-wheel drive.
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Charlie Sheen winning?
Chuck Norris says "I think not."
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Tornadoes have sirens to warn them when Chuck Norris is coming.
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Do you know why babys cry when they are born?
Because they know they are entering the world with chuck Norris in it.
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When Chuck Norris steps on a crack he breaks another persons mother's back.
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