There was no Big Bang at the beginning of the Universe, Chuck Norris simply sneezed.
Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me for being stupid.
The Highlander movie was actually based on Chuck Norris's life. There can be only one.
Chuck Norris Doesn't breakdance. He breaks dance
Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Chuck Norris finds it impossible to understand the concept of impossibility.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
Chuck Norris only weakness, is weakness, of course!
Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11... a suicide.
Dreams about Chuck Norris are in 4D.