Chuck Norris found the 51st shade of gray.
Chuck Norris destroyed all life in a place called Happy Valley. We know it today as Death Valley.
Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.
hen Chuck Norris goes fishing he stands at the edge of the water and says: "Don`t make me go in there to get you".
Chuck Norris doesn't teach his kicks. They speak for themselves.
Chuck norris can fix a plumbers crack.
Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.
Chuck Norris went on Man vs Wild once. The Wild lost.
When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.
Once Chuck Norris attempted to punch through a brick wall, but the brick wall crumbled in fear.
huck Norris was supposed to star in the tv show 'Man vs Wild', but the network did not want kids thinking 'lava is safe to eat'.