Chuck Norris' tears would save lives, if he'd cry.
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Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.
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Chuck Norris broke a mirror and got 7 years of good luck.
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Chuck Norris is so hot he makes the sun sweat.
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Never ask Chuck Norris for an autograph.
Why?
Because Chuck's signature is a straight roundhouse kick to the face.
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Q: What does Superman, Batman, and Ironman have in common?
A: When they were kids they wanted to be Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.
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Depending on the circumstances, Chuck Norris will decide whether or not his farts will stink.
If he chooses to have them stink, he will then also determine the appropriate percentage level of rankness delivered based on the demographics of the attending audience.
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Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
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Chuck Norris is allowed to draw pictures of Mohammad.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears.
He had real bears.
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