Chuck Norris doesn't smoke cigars. He smokes smoke grenades.
Chuck norris can throw a rock at you... looking the other way.
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
When Death knocked on Chuck Norris’s door, Chuck Norris laughed. Death is now Chuck Norris’s B*tch.
Chuck Norris found Nemo with his eyes closed.
Chuck Norris can beat everyone. Except for 1 person. Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.
Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is not cool. By saying that, I have decreased my life to 5 seco...
Chuck Norris is ambidextrous. He can do Roundhouse kicks with his left and right leg. All at the same time.