Chuck Norris can straighten a circle.
The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real. It's when he learns Chuck Norris is.
Chuck Norris doesn't do steroids, steroids do Chuck Norris.
Once an email was sent from LA to Washington. Chuck Stopped it at St. Louis.
Chuck Norris won more Olympic medals than the hole world... Including himself.
Chuck Norris rubs two pieces of fire together to make wood.
Chuck Norris' day consists of 25 hours.
Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
Chuck Norris once spelled the entire alphabet using only M&Ms.
Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
Chuck Norris can dunk a basketball using his feet.