April doesn't fool Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris fools April.
Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
Hide all of the desktop icons on someone's computer and replace the monitor's wallpaper with a screen-shot of their desktop.
Chuck Norris isn't appropriate... appropriate isn't Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris won a game of chess with checker pieces.
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
Total Recall was based off of an average day in the life of Chuck Norris.
"Killed it" is a figure of speech implying someone stopped the banter. To Chuck Norris that's just the motto of his life.
Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
Change the coffee in the office coffee maker to decaf.
There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic