April doesn't fool Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris fools April.
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Teacher to student "Why is every answer on your test 'Chuck Norris'?"
Student to teacher "Chuck Norris is the answer to all problems!"
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Chuck Norris' name is never on the guest list - because if Chuck Norris turns up, Chuck Norris gets in.
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Fill someone's hair-dryer with baby powder.
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According to CNN, Chuck Norris was commanding the SEAL team in Afghanistan.
When Osama found that out, he shot himself in the head.
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Chuck Norris won American Idol, only using sign language.
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Hide an alarm clock in someone's bedroom and set it for 3:00 a.m.
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Find a sleeping person, fill their hand with shaving cream and then tickle their nose.
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The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
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