Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Okay, I've finished my morning prayers.
Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Chuck Norris to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world."
Chuck Norris can beatbox with a triangle.
Chuck Norris' personal airplane is called Air Force Chuck.
With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
The only time Chuck Norris has ever faced a worthy opponent is when he looked at himself in the mirror.
The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris. It failed. Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris wears a mood ring, it doesn't say whether he's happy or sad. It says he's Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
Chuck Norris can milk birds.
Many years ago Chuck Norris and a brown bear had a fight. The loser had to go live in the north pole.