When Chuck Norris was kidnapped by aliens he did experiments on them.
Chuck Norris reached level 51 on Oblivion.
The Mayans predict that Chuck Norris going to roundhouse kick this earth in the year 2012.
Chuck Norris. Well thats all you need to know.
Chuck Norris turns his game off while saving.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a theme song because, you won't hear anything once your roundhouse kicked in the face.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.
What came first, the chicken or the egg? Chuck Norris came first.
Chuck Norris caught them all with one PokeBall.