When Chuck Norris was kidnapped by aliens he did experiments on them.
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Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris".
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When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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How much white out does Chuck Norris use?
Don't be silly - Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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When Chuck Norris goes skydiving at 10,000 feet he jumps into the plane... from the ground.
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When Chuck Norris asks you to stop mid-sentence, you.
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Chuck Norris bunked school one day.
Till today that day is known as Sunday.
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Chuck Norris made an armless man tap out.
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Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.
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If Chuck Norris says his opinion on somthing, it automaticlly becomes a fact.
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God is one of Chuck Norris's creation.
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