Joke #8666

When Chuck Norris was kidnapped by aliens he did experiments on them.
Vote:
has 62.88 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris".
Vote:
has 45.86 % from 181 votes. More jokes about: asian, Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
Vote:
has 40.67 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fat, kids
How much white out does Chuck Norris use? Don't be silly - Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
Vote:
has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris goes skydiving at 10,000 feet he jumps into the plane... from the ground.
Vote:
has 63.05 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris asks you to stop mid-sentence, you.
Vote:
has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris bunked school one day. Till today that day is known as Sunday.
Vote:
has 33.22 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school, time
Chuck Norris made an armless man tap out.
Vote:
has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.
Vote:
has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If Chuck Norris says his opinion on somthing, it automaticlly becomes a fact.
Vote:
has 51.80 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
God is one of Chuck Norris's creation.
Vote:
has 29.66 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god