Chuck Norris is standing right behind you when you're reading this.
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Chuck Norris.
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What occurs twice in The Beginning, never in The End, but is at The End of Everything?
Chuck Norris.
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Chuck actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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James Bond's license to kill was approved by Chuck Norris.
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World War II started because Burger King screwed up Chuck Norris' order.
Today Burger King NEVER gives you onions unless you ask for them.
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