Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice. This chalice is now known as the holy grail.
Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
Chuck Noris can make grapes from wine.
Why did satan die before judgment day, Chuck hated him.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS: The World orients itself to where he wants to go.
It was the kindergarten teachers birthday and the students decided that they would each buy their teacher a gift. The first student, whose parents own a florist shop, gave her a present. She held it and said "I guess that it is flowers". "How did you guess?" asked the little boy. She laughed and thanked him. The second student, whose parents own a candy store, gave her a present. She held it and said, "I guess that is some candy." "How did you guess?" asked the little boy. She again laughed and thanked him also. The third student, whose parents own a bottle shop, gave her a box which was leaking. The teacher touched the liquid with her finger and tasted it. "Mmmmm is it wine?" she asked. "No," said the little girl. So she tasted it again. "Is it champagne?" she asked. "Noooo," replied the little girl, "It's a puppy."
The Twilight Zone enters the Chuck Norris Zone.
A rabbi and a priest crash into each other at a four-way junction. They both get out of their cars and look at the wreck. They both thank God they are OK, and the priest says, ‘This must be a sign that God wanted us to meet.’ The rabbi says, ‘Yes, indeed, let’s drink.’ So the rabbi gets out some wine. They toast each other and the priest drinks his glass. But the rabbi doesn’t take a taste of his drink. Priest: ‘Why aren’t you drinking?’ Rabbi: ‘I’m waiting for the police.’
Chuck Norris doesn't have an ESC key on his computer, no one ever escapes.
Sex is bad Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in.
Chuck Norris can smoke underwater.