There are 4 guys in a car, 1 from Iowa,1 from Wisconsin, 1 from Florida, and 1 from Illinois. The guy from Florida says "I’m tired of seeing oranges everyday" so he throws some oranges out the window. So then the guy from Iowa says "I’m tired of seeing Corn everyday" so he throws some corn out the window. The guy from Wisconsin is very inspired so he opens the door and pushs the guy from Illinois out of the car!
I was walking by a car filled with black kids, and I heard a *click* as they locked the doors. I felt like such a bad-ass until I realized it was my car.
What do spongebob and an asian have in common? They're both yellow and cant drive.
Why do black people have nice shoes and nice cars but not nice houses? Because they haven't figured out how to steal houses yet!
What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Asian? A car thief that can't drive.
There's a black and a Mexican in a car, who's driving? The Cop
Why do ghetto people always name their kids things they cant afford like Diamond, Mercedes, Car Insurance?
I walked out of the store and saw a car full of black people lock their car doors i felt pretty badass until i realized it was my car.
Q: Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter? A: They're easier to spot.
How does a girl from Harlem practice safe sex? She locks the car doors.
What do you call a mexican who's lost his car? Carlos.