Chuck Norris has a basement in his treehouse.
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He has no time for losers.
He will rock you.
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Never ask Chuck Norris for an autograph.
Why?
Because Chuck's signature is a straight roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris doesn't prepare dinner; dinner knows when to be ready.
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Chuck Norris knows who let the dogs out.
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The Sun is Chuck Norris' camp fire.
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Chuck Norris leaves potholes when he jogs.
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Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes.
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Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
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