Chuck Norris has a basement in his treehouse.
Chuck Norris knows the last number of infinity.
Chuck Norris leaves messages before the beep.
Chuck Norris once won a drag race with a unicycle.
It's a proven fact that you will go blind faster staring at a picture of Chuck Norris than you would staring at the sun.
At museums Chuck Norris is allowed to touch the art.
Chuck Norris doesn't even have to bid in an auction to win it.
When Jeronimo jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "CHUUUUCCCKKK NNNNOOOORRRIIIISSSSSS!" When Chuck Norris jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes.
Chuck Norris was once in a catch 22, but he roundhouse kicked it down to to a 12 pack and literally drank his problems away.
Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.