Chuck Norris said "come on" and "on" came.
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Chuck Norris can't fly, gravity just looks the other way when he leaves the ground.
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Chuck Norris can turn on clapper lights by flexing.
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Bill Gates lives in fear Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
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Chuck Norris once gave a box of his old watches to a group of kids.
These kids are now known as the power rangers.
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Chuck Norris has one pet. It's name is fear.
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When you have a question you check with Google.
When Google has a question they check with Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris has a question everybody better run!
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When Chuck Norris donates blood, he gives twenty gallons.
None of it is his own.
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When Chuck Norris' dreams come true, your worst nightmares begin.
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Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth.
Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
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Chuck Norris once kicked Hulk in the face, so Hulk ran into the woods.
He is now known as Shrek.
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