Chuck Norris can travel through time by running 88 miles per hour.
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
Chuck Norris went to the virgin islands. Now they are pregnant.
While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
Chuck Norris doesn't travel at the speed of light, light travels at the speed of Chuck Norris!
Wherever you go, Chuck Norris will already be there.
Chuck Norris put his phone on air-plane mode and flew it.
A train saw Chuck Norris on the track and turned down a dirt road.