Yo Mamma's mouth is like a pool table balls go in balls go out she gets paid and there is a new player every day.
Yo mama so flat, the wall is jealous of her.
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
Yo momma so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!
You mama is so fat, when she lies on the beach Greenpeace try to push her back in the water.
Yo momma’s so ugly, the last time she heard a whistle she got hit by a train.
Yo' mama so stupid, she told me to meet her on the corner of "walk" and "don't walk."
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her dildo came with jumper cables.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she looks in the mirror her reflection ducks.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her zits don't want to be seen with her.
Yo mommas so poor the roaches pay the light bill!