Chuck Norris once entered a black hole just to see what was in it.
Dissapointed, he then walked out.
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I challenged Chuck Norris once.
He made a bun with my legs over my head, then he roundhouse kicked me to outer space.
Now I read the facts from Mars.
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Chuck Norris could actually win on Takeshi's Castle.
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Chuck Norris' feet are so fast, he can kick you in the past.
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The Godfather once came to Chuck Norris and asked for a favor.
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There is no such thing as global warming.
Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he forced his mum to eat her vegetables!
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If Chuck Norris ever got caught for speeding, he'd let the cops off with a warning.
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Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum.
Chuck Norris chews tin foil.
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You know the movie, Alien VS Predator?
Well it used to be called Alien VS Predator VS Chuck Norris, but no body would pay to see a fight 7 seconds long.
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