Chuck Norris once entered a black hole just to see what was in it. Dissapointed, he then walked out.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris walked right into Area 51, bought a Snapple, and walked out. No one dared to move.
In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
The Swiss army uses a Chuck Norris knife.
Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra .... After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra Eventually died
In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease".
Chuck Norris can use a Shake Weight without looking gay.
Crest fights cavities, Chuck Norris kills them.
When somebody else yawns, Chuck Norris does not.
Some say that Chuck Norris is the Stig.