The reason why the desert is dry is because Chuck Norris got thirsty.
In Chuck Norris' yard, money does grow on trees.
Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to clear his sinuses.
Chuck Norris once had to go to court...the judge got life in prison.
Chuck Norris once encountered the men in black and he still remembers it.
I named my dog Chuck Norris, but I couldn't train him because no one tells Chuck Norris what to do.
Chuck Norris was once asked to place his legs and fists in the cargo bay of a plane because weapons aren't allowed in the cabin.
Santa Claus goes to the mall to sit on Chuck Norris' lap.
When Bell invented the telephone, there were already three Chuck Noris missed calls.
Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
Chuck Norris doesn't use OFF! Mosquitos instinctively know not to bite him.