The reason why the desert is dry is because Chuck Norris got thirsty.
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After Chuck Norris sweats the sweat evaporates into the sky and forms what we call lightning.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby, he sucked on a pacifier and made it cry.
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When Light wrote Chuck Norris' name in the Death Note, the book died.
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Chuck Norris cut his scissors using his hair.
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Chuck Norris can light the contents of the Windows recycle bin on fire.
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Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris will chuck you in the norris!
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The Sun is Chuck Norris' camp fire.
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Chuck Norris got a homerun in bowling.
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Chuck Norris tells clocks what time it is.
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