Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris.
Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
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Chuck Norris isn't a good shot, his bullets just know better than to miss.
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Chuck Norris is so powerful that when he goes fishing, the fish are so scared they drown.
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Chuck Norris was asked to star in Night of the Living Dead but filming was ended after the zombies were to afraid to be roundhouse kicked in the face.
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During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured.
For torture, they made him eat his own entrails.
He asked for seconds.
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Chuck Norris wins every political campaign, but politely declines the jobs.
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Chuck Norris can hack a Facebook account using Myspace.
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Chuck Norris doesn't blow out brithday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.
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Chuck Norris abducts aliens.
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Chuck Norris steps into the confession booth.
The Priests confess his sins.
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If it looks like chicken tastes like chicken and smells like chicken and Chuck Norris says it's beef then it's beef.
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