Chuck Norris went up the creek without a paddle... or a canoe.
Do you know why God is called "God"? Because "Chuck Norris" is already taken.
Chuck Norris once ran in a movie marathon.... and won.
Chuck Norris could actually win on Takeshi's Castle.
I challenged Chuck Norris once. He made a bun with my legs over my head, then he roundhouse kicked me to outer space. Now I read the facts from Mars.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
Chuck Norris can get breakfast at McDonalds after 11, at Taco Bell.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
What happens when Chuck Norris orders a beer and gets a beer? He roundhouses the waitress, Chuck Norris should not have to ask.