Chuck Norris went up the creek without a paddle... or a canoe.
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Sticks and stones may break your bones but Chuck Norris' fists will kill you.
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If you look back far enough in your family tree, Chuck Norris appears at least three times.
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How long does it take Chuck Norris to get to Asia?
2 months...
How does he get there?
He walks.
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Chuck Norris can one hit kill a creeper in Minecraft... With a stick.
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Chuck Norris isn't on Earth, the Earth is on Chuck Norris.
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You can lead a horse to water, but Chuck Norris can make it drink.
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A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are:
1. Heart disease
2. Chuck Norris
3. Cancer
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Chuck Norris invented the printing press by putting two pieces of blank paper together.
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