When Chuck Norris works out, he doesn't sweat. His body cries.
Chuck Norris was once shot. The bullet died.
Chuck Norris is the real man inside of Chucky.
Chuck Norris told his iPhone 2g it was a iPhone 4. He can now multi task and use face time.
The Highlander movie was actually based on Chuck Norris's life. There can be only one.
Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to clear his sinuses.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to change the past. He has never made any mistakes.
Ozzy Osbourne once snorted a line of ants. Chuck Norris once snorted a line of bricks.
CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, now the show is called Ten and half Men.
Chuck Norris hit you tomorrow, is going to hit you yesterday, and you're now dead.
Chuck Norris has a Gmail ID.. it is email@example.com