When Chuck Norris works out, he doesn't sweat.
His body cries.
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When Chuck Norris throws a throwing knife, the knife doesn't kill his victim, the force of the air did.
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There were 3 people on a boat, Chuck Norris, Jesus, and the Penelope, Jesus said
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He did, Chuck Norris tried, he did, the Penelope said
"They did it that means I do it." ,
He tried, he sank, Jesus said: "Should I have told him about the rocks?"
Chuck Norris said "What rocks?"
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books.
He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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