Italy looks like a boot... you know who owns that boot.
Chuck Norris once won a staredown over a walkie talkie.
Chuck Norris doesn't have an attitude. He has a personality you can't handle.
Chuck Norris puts all of his baskets in one egg.
When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, he gets jealous.
It takes a master to shoot a fly from a hundred Paces, but it takes a Chuck Norris to roundhouse-kick one from a thousand.
Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago. The grim reaper just hasn't summed up enough courage to face Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has sneezing allergies in the mid-to-late fall. This time is typically referred to as hurricane season.
Chuck Norris only needs one bullet, because it should know to get back in the chamber.
Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.