Italy looks like a boot... you know who owns that boot.
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The beatles originally said they were "Bigger than Chuck Norris", John Lennon was simply a warning.
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In 2011 someone asked Chuck Norris if he had ever been to Portugal.
He answered: "Where?"
The country went bankrupt.
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Chuck Norris can watch DVD's on a VCR.
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Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
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Only Chuck Norris can cross the "Beyond" section of Bed, Bath and Beyond store.
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The entire movie of "Anaconda" was recorded inside Chuck Norris' pants.
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Micheal Jordan to Chuck Norris:
I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours.
Can you?
Chuck Norris: (laughs) How do you think the earth spins?
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Chuck Norris never actually roundhouse kicks anyone, the world just spins underneath him when he lifts his legs.
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