Chuck Norris knows what color a smurf turns when you choke it.
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Chuck Norris invented the Giraffe when he roundhouse kicked a spotted Horse in the chin.
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Chuck Norris can travel through time by running 88 miles per hour.
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Big Foot discovered Chuck Norris and hid in the forest.
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Bill Gates once asked Chuck Norris to be his personal body guard for an hour, he couldn't afford it...
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Q: Why are there prairies?
A: Because Chuck Norris scared the trees away.
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Chuck Norris once played himself in Russian Roulette, and he won.
No Questions asked.
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Some of us can "save the day," Chuck Norris can save a century.
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Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.
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Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus birthday.
Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
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