If Chuck Norris punches you in your dream you will wake up with bruises.
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books.
The words assemble themselves out of fear.
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Chuck Norris once decided to dig a hole, today we call it the Grand Canyon.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - three times.
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