Chuck Norris has nicknames for his feet... Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
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Chuck Norris lives in a all white house with all white furniture and all white carpet.
Why?
Dirt knows better.
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Some people wear Superman Underwear, Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.
On the other hand, Chuck Norris wears no underwear.
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Chuck Norris can walk up a down elavator.
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Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.
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Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
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Tungsten steel was discovered in Chuck Norris' DNA.
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Chuck Norris ate a sheet of paper, then later found an origami swan in the toilet.
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Chuck Norris has never taken a test, because no one questions Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris used to be a soccer referee.
He lost the job after giving penalties to the players: Death Penalty.
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Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
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