Two halves make a whole. Two wholes make Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris touched a Prius, it turned into a Ferrari
Chuck Norris can win a game of scrabble using only numbers.
When Chuck Norris talks, E.F. Hutton listens.
When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA.
Chuck Norris once donated blood to a man, hes' known as Super Man.
Chuck Norris uses flatbed trailers as roller skates.
Chuck Norris "Caught 'Em All " twice.
Chuck Norris is a hunter. But Chuck Norris does not hunt. That implies the possibility of failure.
When Chuck Norris goes out to survive in the Wilderness, the Wilderness ends up trying to survive from him.