Two halves make a whole.
Two wholes make Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, but he still managed to walk it off.
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Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can speak Japanese... in French.
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Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
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Why does Chuck Norris have a beard?
A better question is what will he do to you if you ask him?
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Santa Clause doesn't watch you sleep but Chuck Norris does.
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I challenged Chuck Norris once.
He made a bun with my legs over my head, then he roundhouse kicked me to outer space.
Now I read the facts from Mars.
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When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
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Chuck Norris is an action verb.
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Q: Chuck Norris invented the internet?
A: Just so he had a place to store his porn.
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