Chuck Norris doesn't use his hand to catch bullets, he uses his mind.
Sharks are not living on the sea because they can't breath on continent. They live on a sea, because Chuck Norris doesn't.
Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
Chuck Norris' tears would save lives, if he'd cry.
Chuck Norris is what makes the Central Nervous System nervous
Chuck Norris can turn diamonds back into coal.
Chuck Norris invented hot sauce. To put on his peppers.
Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.
If Chuck Norris hosted TV series "Survivor" No one would Survive!
Once, Chuck Norris told Nike to "just do it..." and it did.