Chuck Norris doesn't even have to bid in an auction to win it.
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If Chuck Norris jumped off the Empire State Building, your mom would tell you to do it too.
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Q: How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. Chuck Norris can see in the dark.
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If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
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It is better to give than to receive.
This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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When Chuck goes into outer space his head doesn't pop, space pops around his head!
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Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.
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If Chuck Norris was an answer, there would be no question, Chuck Norris answers to nobody.
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Chuck Norris created the platypus by roundhouse kicking a duck at a beaver.
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Chuck Norris can run a nuclear power station using a rowing machine.
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Chuck Norris once gave a fire hydrant a ticket for being next to his parked car.
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