Chuck Norris doesn't even have to bid in an auction to win it.
How much white out does Chuck Norris use? Don't be silly - Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
The sandman puts other people to sleep but Chuck Norris put the sandman to sleep.
If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, even Google won't be able to find you.
Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin... that he built with his bare hands.
A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
Chuck Norris once fell off a ladder, it immediately became a chair and caught him out of fear.
If Chuck Norris hosted TV series "Survivor" No one would Survive!
An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil. Chuck Norris killed that man.
It has been said that if you name any custom class in Call of Duty "Chuck Norris" you will instantly win every match you set foot in.
Chuck Norris can travel through time by running 88 miles per hour.